An Open Letter to My Toaster
Compose a humorous open letter to an inanimate object in your home, expressing your feelings about its quirks and how it impacts your daily life.
Suggested length: An essay or article: 800 to 2,500 words
Start the clock
Pick a sprint, press start and keep going until it stops. Momentum beats polish on a first draft.
Make it yours
Three ways to take this prompt somewhere nobody else will.
- State your main point in one sentence before you start.
- Include a counterargument and answer it fairly.
- Cut every sentence that only repeats the one before it.
Writing humor and satire books
Laughs first, with a point under the punchline.
Comic fiction sets out to make readers laugh; satire uses that laughter to skewer something real, from war to bureaucracy to the publishing industry. Either way, the jokes have to land on almost every page.
What readers expect
- A distinctive comic voice
- Absurd situations played straight
- A target, in satire
- Running jokes that pay off
A tip before you start
Play it straight. Characters who take the absurd seriously are funnier than ones winking at the reader.
More Humor prompts
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- The Worst Dinner I CookedWrite an essay about the most comically disastrous meal you've ever attempted to cook. Describe each mishap and mistake from prepping ingredients to…
- Dear Uncooperative PrinterCreate an amusing open letter to an inanimate object in your house (like your printer, dishwasher, or TV) detailing all the ways it has made your life…
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